Poetry Corner

There once was a young girl called Tess

Who got herself in a mess,






A man she was wanking,




He gave her a spanking,




And then ran off with her dress!















A girl from the midlands called Jane,

She drove all the young men insane,

With her provocative clothes,






(You’ve all seen her in those)

But it earned her a dose of the cane!
















When Jenny went shopping one day,

She got spanked without any delay





Because she’d left her pants,

back home at her aunts,




And everyone shouted hooray!